Hidden bars down winding lanes, the sarcastic humour of the little old lady at the bus stop and that famous Glasgow patter.
You’ve never properly laughed until you get chatting to a retired Glaswegian in a pub with a sticky floor.
The striking architecture and elaborate buildings speak of Glasgow’s wealthy, industrial past when people arrived from all over the world.
It’s one reason the city has a diverse culture, where you can sample food from every corner of the world and see art from as far flung as South America and Russia.
So step off the beaten track with my guide to Glasgow at its quirkiest.